Lana

There once was a sheep named Lana
who nibbled on flora and fauna
She stepped on a snail, and turned really pale
and tried calming her nerves in a sauna

So she sat in the sauna thinking of flora and fauna
and she noticed her wool start to shrink
If I continue to stall, it will be too small
and I worry what mother will think

So she leapt out the door and rolled on the floor
and smoothed out her wool with a thistle
and off to the side, she saw something glide
the snail approached like a missile!

"I'm glad you're alright! You gave me a fright!
and I'm sorry your home got all cracked."
"I'll forgive you this time," the snail then replied,
"as long as you help glue it back!"

 

 

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